Hilariously Brutal Breakup Messages

Breakups can be emotionally draining situations to deal with. You may see the breakup coming from miles away, but that doesn't make it any easier. Getting hit with the "we need to talk" line can make your heart start to race.

When it comes to delivering the message, some people are a little more considerate than others, while some can be downright heartless. Here's a collection of some of the funniest, most brutal breakup messages we've come across.

Funny Joke

We have all heard some bad knock knock jokes in our lives. This one might be up there with all time worst, though. When a text starts with "Knock knock", you wouldn't expect something like this to follow.


Usually something funny comes after the "knock knock" part, not something that will make you cry. This person made it clear that they weren't joking in their final text.

Way To Go, Dave

Apparently Dave really messed up here. The first rule of a relationship is to stay faithful, yet it looks like he couldn't abide by that rule. Now everyone in the parking lot gets to know his business.


Even worse for Dave, his ex-wide cleaned out his bank account. Now not only did Dave lose his kids, but also his money, and his dignity.

Make A Wish

Some people like to make a wish at 11:11, and while some wishes might not come true for many people, it looks like it did for this person.


One person was very invested in this relationship, and the other wanted out before it was too late. We hope these two found new relationships that suited their needs.

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