Dad jokes are in a comedy league of their own, and every dad has their own unique arsenal of them. Most of us had probably been hit with an unsuspecting and corny dad joke at some point in time. They are usually so bad they make you groan out loud a little, but I think everyone needs some good dad jokes in their life.
The thing is, a lot of dad jokes are well-known and worn out, so here are some amazing dad jokes you probably have not heard yet. Some of them are so bad they would make the kids want to crawl under the dinner table and disappear.
So grab some popcorn, and try your hardest not to groan out loud while reading these 35 hilarious dad jokes.
What do you call a fake noodle?
I thought about going on an all-almond diet...
But that's just nuts.
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they can't elope!